Shole remake

Gabbar  sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad  to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and started shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software?  Last date to kab  ka nikal gaya ".  

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se  kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana  bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai." 

 

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC  on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. 

Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne  freshers ko  liya  hai, Ye log Programming karenge?  In ko to DOS commands  bhi nahin  aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."  

 

Jay hits his keyboard,then says: "jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ."
 

AT GABBAR'S DEN... 

 

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?" 
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar." 

 

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?  Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi." 

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]."Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?" 

 

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi  hai ."  [logout - logout - logout].  "Haan ab theek hai... ab  tera kya  hoga"  Kaalia   ?" 

 

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha." 
Gabbar: "To ab documentation  kar !     

 

Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha.............................................

 

 

 

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Regards
SIKANDER PASHA
JMI, New Delhi